You cannot learn anything from success, you only learn from failure.

I'd rather get a good clean laugh with good material, than an easy laugh by swearing or shocking. That's not clever or comedic, anybody can get a laugh that way, it's too easy.

There is no spray can called 'Instant Stardom,' only talent can keep you at the top.

The joy about the recording is that you are your own boss. You don't have a director telling you how to do it.

Good acting is consistency of performance.

A career in the theatre demands so much commitment.

I was always the clown in school. I had a personal put down sense of humor. I wasn't vindictive. I didn't make fun of people.

I'm still a kid inside, and adventure is adventure wherever you find it.

You've got to love the villain if you have to play him. You've got to find something that you can live with in yourself if you're going to play the villain in a play on stage.

Unkind acts are like giving a piece of one’s self away for cheap.

The heart has its reasons; it's the mind that's suspect.

If their IQ's where five points lower they'd be geraniums.

Curiosity did kill the cat, but I'm very curious.

All the time, I've felt that life is a wager and that I probably was getting more out of leading a bohemian existence as a writer than I would have if I didn't.

Memories do not always behave in an orderly way, but bloom, as it were, erratically.

I always wanted to have children - if it had been up to me, I would have had eleven. It was my husband who wanted only two.

Maybe there's only a dark road up ahead. But you still have to believe and keep going. Believe that the stars will light your path, even a little bit.

I'm pringle. That's kinda like single but hungry

Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish.