You cannot learn to skate without making yourself ridiculous - the ice of life is slippery.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

How do you know which path you should take? Take one and it will tell you if you've chosen wisely. If not, choose a different path. That's the gift life offers freely.

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.

Firemen have the coolest toys ever!

Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.

You know why divorce costs so much? Because it is worth it!

To be a flamboyant failure, that's better than being any kind of benign success

The writing career is not a romantic one. The writer's life may be colorful, but his work itself is rather drab.

Children love to be alone because alone is where they know themselves, and where they dream.

Men's hearts ought not to be set against one another, but set with one another and all against evil only.