You cannot study Pleasure in the moment of the nuptial embrace, nor repentance while repenting, nor analyze the nature of humour while roaring with laughter.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

... Gunpei Yokoi, asked his boss, 'What should I make?' Nintendo chief executive Hiroshi Yamauchi replied, 'Something great.'Game Over Nintendo's Battle to Dominate Videogames

A commitment to never getting knocked down is in reality a decision to never stand up.

Sometimes you read a book so special that you want to carry it around with you for months after you've finished just to stay near it.

When you sit right down in the middle of yourself you're gonna wanna have a comfortable chair.

When I am around someone who is a joy stealer, I say to myself, I only have to deal with you for an hour. That person has to deal with thinking that way every moment of their lives.

Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!

We often do shallow good in order to accomplish evil with impunity.

I prefer to do things by myself, but I always bring in people who inspire me.

Passion is Love's blind guide, but the only one he hath.

More than anyone, I am aware of the preconceptions. I was a Spice Girl. I'm married to a footballer.