You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

so many people concentrate on looks, but the invisible is sacred

I am ignorant and impotent and yet, somehow or other, here I am, unhappy, no doubt, profoundly dissatisfied ... In spite of everything I survive.

I suppose young people think football is glamorous - soccer - it's big money and the stars of it, they look good and have a great big house and a huge Ferrari.

Often, others see you, as you see yourself

The only thing government does better than killing is lying and covering things up.

You know I'll kiss you for my supper. Yeah, you know I'll kiss you for my dinner, baby.

Don't cross a river if it is four feet deep on average.

I hate when people call me a socialite because you have to have money to be a socialite, which I don't have.

Another important aspect is that the masters taught us to move from a deeper source,not just from muscles and joints.

The Christian life has been nothing more and nothing less than a daily dependence on and a rediscovery of God's grace.