You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?

The right thing and the easy thing are never the same.

In one moment I was feeling everything and I was feeling nothing.

You're incredibly, absolutely, extremely, supremely, unbelievably different.

Dig deep. Find your way to your soul.

It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it.

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid.

Got it. Demon. Death. Doom.

The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him.

They really hate you, yes they do. They hate everyone, how 'bout you?

The church’s task is to open people’s eyes so that they can see that there is nothing higher than God

Heaven ne'er helps the men who will not act.

If you cry over a guy, then your friends can't date him. It can't even be considered.

And where was happiness if it sprung not from the soil? Where contentment if it dwelt not near to Nature?

I never saw myself so much as an actor. I wanted to be a cartoonist like Charles Schulz and create my own world and be able to have a studio at home and not commute and be able to be with my family.

Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America.

Consumers around the world are more aware of the multiple global crises we face than ever before, thanks to information found on the Internet.

Don't ever let someone tell you, you can't do something. Not even me. You got a dream, you got to protect it.

And, just for good measure, here are a handful of runners up: For now the seventh summer carries you, A wanderer, across the lands and waters.

The secret of every durable ... social system is the recasting of 'functional prerequisites' into behavioral motives for actors.