You clobber Death when he's breathing in your ear and see how you feel about the club.

Life is like a road, It has highways and detours.

The smile of the morning doesn't judge the day.

A man's interest in the world is only the overflow from his interest in himself.

Fornication deprives a person of his spiritual covering.

When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new. It always winds up feeling more like a job interview.

Like a lot of people whose children were small in the 2000s, I read [Daniel Handler] books out loud and I loved them.

America is rather like life. You can usually find in it what you look for It will probably be interesting, and it is sure to be large.

To live peaceably with all breedes good blood.

Photography Cannot Record Abstract Ideas (Title of a 16x20 inch photograph depicting an index card on which that phrase is handwritten.)

If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?