You could bounce rocks off her pride.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Love didn't grow very well in a place where there was only fear

Life can only be as blissful or as miserable as we repeatedly interpret it to be.

Positive things happen when you distance yourself from negative people

Peter Wagner, my son, just won the Bel-Air Junior Club Championship. Parred the last three holes. One-putts, up and down. Us Wagners don't hit greens. We chip and putt.

My mom played every sport possible. My dad is 'extremely' competitive. You can't even play Ping-Pong with him.

We seldom give each other advice-I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage.

He thought and suffered a good deal but he lacked the resolution to dare--the first requisite of a practitioner.

Kids lose their trust in the parents they love, but still accept them, so they end up not trusting themselves anymore.

Relationship is a mirror.. Every moment the other reveals you, exposes you. The closer the relationship, the clearer is the mirror.

There's more to life than basketball. The most important thing is your family and taking care of each other and loving each other no matter what.