You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull.

There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me.

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year.

Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.

Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.

Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.

Spiritual preparedness is achieved with evolved consciousness.

Art is neither a muscle nor a cure for ugliness. Ugliness has its own reasons and convictions to stay here. Art has a patience of a civilized, patience to withhold the gentleness of the civilization.

Though this be madness yet there is method in 't.

I've never recorded anything I didn't like.

It takes a real man to make a true confession-a Chocolate Soldier will excuse or cloak his sin.

Mr Newton, a fellow of our College, and very young, being but the second year master of arts; but of an extraordinary genius and proficiency.

Why do so many people yearn for an eternal life when they don't even know what to do with themselves in this brief one?

For in my youth I never did apply Hot and rebellious liquors in my blood.

The Exploitation of Religion Must Be Opposed.

I just wanted it to be me.