You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions

My limits know me well enough to stay out of my way.

No religion can fully accept another religion, that’s the one belief all religions share

The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls, I hit him.

Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British

How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love

Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because you’re in on the secret

Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so listen closely. Love is like… That’s as far as I’ve gotten I’m afraid.

By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart

Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through.

We don't get to chose what is true. We only get to choose what we do about it.

We are bent on weakening bonds in the name of growth and independance, then spend out adulthoods wondering why we have trouble getting close to other people.

If there is a God he's a great loathsome spider in the darkness.

The universe (which others call the Library) is composed of an indefinite, perhaps infinite number of hexagonal galleries.

There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.

I think that Peter Jennings is the only decent one of the big three.

The main thing is that you have a good editor - one that believes in you and who will give you the feedback that you need to produce a good book.

When your trying to be an adult in a relationship you seriously don't need to lie or front and try to put on this big picture or pseud like your something that your not.

All of a sudden you realise that you are the person who has control of your life.

I'm not a very good communicator, so maybe that's why I write about talking.