You could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Dear God. She ached, wanting something that she knew was a sin.Wanting a man who was sin itself.

You have to finish things — that’s what you learn from, you learn by finishing things.

Investing in women's lives is an investment in sustainable development, in human rights, in future generations - and consequently in our own long-term national interests.

I strongly believe that the Legislature should not be interfering in private medical decisions.

It takes more courage to examine the dark corners of your own soul than it does for a soldier to fight on the battlefield.

It vexes me greatly that having to earn my living has forced me to interrupt the work and to attend to small matters.

I don't want marriage. You know why? Because I did that. I did it for 32 years.

Truthfully, I guess I would like to be remembered as a great writer and a kind person. I wouldn't mind if an expensive bag were named after me, like Jane Birkin.

Today, where you come from seems less and less important, as globalization is the new order. I prefer the old world.