You couldn't beg, borrow, or steal a job in 1931, 1932... it was really tough.

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

If there were no valleys of sadness and death, we could never really appreciate the sunshine of happiness on the mountain top.

When you're young and fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter.

Today they're making pictures that I wouldn't want Trigger to see.

I always feel a responsibility to the kids, to be somebody they could look up to.

I did pretty good for a guy who never finished high school and used to yodel at square dances.

When my time comes, just skin me and put me up there on Trigger, just as though nothing had ever changed.

The world changed. Hollywood changed. I think we've lost something, and we don't know how to get it back.

People are always asking me why they don't make Westerns like they used to.

What's a butterfly garden without butterflies?

Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off

Because we have shut out the Holy Spirit in so many ways, we are stumbling along as though we are spiritually blindfolded.

I enjoy writing for third and fourth graders most of all.

I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even though it’s just me talking, it’s also interaction with the crowd.

Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror of the same standard, is that of fearful anticipation.

Australia and New Zealand are now threatened by the might of the Imperial Japanese forces, and both of them should know that any resistance is futile.

If we could just stop building up armies and things like that, we would have all the money we need for wildlife and poverty.

God doesn't look at just what we give. He also looks at what we keep.

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.