You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell.

His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.

People couldn't become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.

Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should.

One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.

But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat.

Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.

You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you?

He looked up at them, a scruffy Napoleon with his laces trailing, exiled to a rose-trellised Elba.

I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people.

He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.

Some Day Someone is going to pick up this book (The Bible) and believe it, and put us all to shame.

Self-care means accepting some risk, and accepting much responsibility. It is not for all people or all cases.

Balance in the body is the foundation for balance in life.

The writer concerned more with technique than truth becomes a technician, not an artist.

Once your motivation is killed, it's kind of hard to revive it and bring it back to life.

Magic [makes] possible today what science will make a reality tomorrow.

Look at the trees, look at the birds, look at the clouds, look at the stars-and if you have eyes you will be able to see that the whole existence is joyful.

Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.

Meteors are not needed less than mountains: shine, perishing republic.

You gotta get back to your essence, Use your gifts and share your presence, Don't count your dollars 'til you count your blessings.