You couldn't make a cheap drama. That would be too low-budget. Drama has to have good photography and well-known actors.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telling yourself, "I want to love, I want to live...

Forever echoed in their favor. "Never say never", she said softly. For you see, Forever had never heard of Never.

Everyone wants to save Man, but no one wants to know about men.

Use beautiful to describe a sandwich, and the word means nothing.

Onstage, there's no hiding; you either can or can't act. There's no second take.

National Geographic contacted me about getting on their label, and I was like, 'Wow, I want to be label mates with the sharks and lemurs!'

I believe that creature is a changeling: she is a perfect cabinet of oddities.

When people get more me, they'll hate me.

Japanese chefs believe our soul goes into our knives once we start using them. You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!

I know when I go to a movie I want to experience something, whether to laugh, to cry, to feel bad.