You couldn't not like someone who liked the guitar.

People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen

The thought process can never be complete without articulation.

And when there are enough outsiders together in one place, a mystic osmosis takes place and you're inside.

It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.

She couldn't be on his wavelength all the time. That's all. When you could recognize that and deal with it, you were on your way to an adult relationship.

Your first impulse is to share good news, your second is to club someone with it.

His name is Legion. He is the king of nowhere.

Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up.

There’s always a choice. That’s God’s way, always will be. Your will is still free. Do as you will. There’s no set of leg-irons on you. But... this is what God wants of you.

I wake up wondering if I know we're near mountains because of memory or because of something in the air.

To speak only one language is to do yourself a great injustice.

Though it may feel otherwise, enjoying life is no more dangerous than apprehending it with continuous anxiety and gloom.

Famous people complain about fame, but they never want to give it back, myself included.

Of course, the other thing about evolution is that anything can be said because very little can be disproved. Experimental evidence is minimal.

We like to kidnap them in a van, and take then somewhere dangerous... SURPRISE!!

I don't want to love you if you're only going to die.

Our motor car is our supreme form of privacy when we are away from home.

Nor love they least Who strike with right good will To vanquish ill And fight God's battle upward from the beast.

People get killed every ten or 20 minutes. When we die, we are just another statistic.