You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.

Until you go to Kentucky and with your own eyes behold the Derby, you ain't never been nowhere and you ain't seen nothin'!

If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial. If she doesn't like her, she's very cordial.

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

He is able to put aside personal feelings and see the broad strokes. Experience counts in these things.

I am what no one else is, and in the hands of God I can do what no one else does. And if I dare set such a truth in motion I will change my world.

At End of my College Life I Must have to say: College Friends are One of Best Friends we ever had in Our Life

Quality health care services must be accessible and affordable for all - not just those in certain ZIP codes or tax brackets.

Speech recognition is utterly crap for writing fiction. If you try reading a novel aloud you'll soon figure out why - written prose style is utterly unlike the spoken word.

It made her think that it was curious how much nicer a person looked when he smiled. She had not thought of it before.

I really appreciate family. I really can't imagine life without them!

Almost nobody travels willingly from sameness to sameness and repetition to repetition, even if the physical effort required is trivial.

You are my peace, my solace, my salvation.

When your lips meet mine I feel as though I have never been kissed before.