You create your future in the Present, use your Now well, for a better Tomorrow!

Life is one big Coaster Ride -Sometimes You are UP, sometimes Down and sometimes You are in the Middle Screaming your head off wondering what it's all about!!!

HOME is where the heart is, but today, the PHONE is where the Heart is!!!

Sometimes the gap between what you are and what you want to be is a little piece of paper called your college degree. So jump.

You want a bit of life before it's all over. It takes all the guilt away.

The Vikings need to go down there and hit that town like Katrina.

Excessive dealings with tyrants are not good for the security of free states.

I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.

I think the more we know the better we are. I mean not just facts. The more we know about each other, the closer we are to learn something about our selves.

Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.

I don't feel like I can change the world. I don't even try. I only want to change this small life that I see standing in front of me, which is suffering.

I think comedy has to come from a real place. It has to come from an honest place.

Natural affection is a prejudice; for though we have cause to love our nearest connections better than others, we have no reason to think them better than others.