You'd be surprised at the things people will do in order to get their names or pictures in the paper.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

The only thing you have 100% control over is you.

You know, the answer to your problem is just an attitude change away.

I will give you anything to say you want to stay, you want me too.Say you'll never die, you'll always haunt me.I want to know I belong to youSay you'll haunt me...

Yeah, to me, acting is very therapeutic. I get out a lot of anger and frustration.

STARTLING & INVENTIVE...This is not a movie that lets go of you easily.

The flowers are ravined by bees, the fruit blossoms are thrown to the ground, the wind the rain forces everything.

A bulger of a place it is. The number of the ships beat me all hollow, and looked for all the world like a big clearing in the West, with the dead trees all standing.

There is no age better than another.

You're working not for the corporate interest, not for the government interest, not for your own self-interest. You have a higher calling.

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?