You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.

I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits?

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.

Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.

There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part, So just give me a happy middle And a very happy start.

Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.

But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.

I can be someone's and still be my own.

If you are a sensitive person, you don’t give flowers to others, because you know that the flowers – these miraculous beauties and the wondrous jewels of our cosmos – excessively deserve to live!

You have to fight just to survive.

The cross is the greatest example of humility and devotion in the universe. Jesus put your needs ahead of His own. He considered you more valuable than Himself.

Remember, a negative multiplied by a negative is only positive in maths, not in the real world

Generally speaking I would say I enjoy the smaller films more because there's a less sense of pressure and often the material is more unusual.

I'm proud to represent the average woman.

I act most like myself... when I'm in my hometown, Santo Domingo. I try to get there about five times a year.

It is the fear of being as dependent as a young child, while not being loved as a child is loved, but merely being kept alive against one's will.

It is not fair to treat as serious that which is only said in joke.

And lash the vice and follies of the age.