You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Out of what... a thousand?

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control over, because you have control over them.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

You think it's so great to die and make everyone cry and carry on. Well it ain't.

God blesses to the degree in which you believe.

The only thing keeping you from living the life you want, is allowing your weaknesses to hold you back. So don't let anything hold you back from achieving your goals".

You will soon regret the bitter words you fumed when you were angry.

Every word she writes is a lie, including ‘and’ and ‘the’."(on Lillian Hellman)

For we are all bound in stories, and as the years pile up they turn to stone, layer upon layer, building our lives.

If one has not been able to experience God by himself, one should allow himself to be guided by the experiences of others who have experienced Him

Wit, without wisdom, is salt without meat; and that is but a comfortless dish to set a hungry man down to.

Doubt may be a poor encouragement to do anything, but it is a bad reason for doing nothing.

Revolutions only effect a radical improvement when the masses are alert and know how to chuck out their leaders as soon as the latter have done their job.