You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

It is everything that makes a man. It is everything that makes this man. And that is who I am alive, and that is who I am dead.

He hoped that none of his descendants would get mixed up in politics, which was a trade for butchers and bandits.

To Dogmatism the Spirit of Inquiry is the same as the Spirit of Evil.

Breaking the world record has always been in the works. I just need the right conditions and I can make it.

I love that feeling of inspiring other women.

We all die in the end, but there's no reason to die in the middle.

There is no nation in the whole world desiring war.

Buy clothes the size you want to wear.

I believed in realism, as summarized by John McCarthy's comment to the effect that if we worked really hard, we'd have an intelligent system in from four to four hundred years.

We should take heed of pride; it is a sin that turned angels into devils.