You’d have been scared too if that big troglodyte had put his hands on you. He smelled like dirty socks and store brand cola.” Chet Andrews

The skeleton picked up the second skull, so worn as to barely be recognisable as such. The vertebrae fell and rolled like beads from a string.

I am slowly coming to the conclusion that it’s more important to learn to work with what you’ve got, under the circumstances you’ve been given, than wishing for different ones.

Keep in mind that imagination is at the heart of all innovation. Crush or constrain it and the fun will vanish.

Police internal affairs are in the business of protecting corrupt and incompetent police officers from prosecution due to the extensive range of laws that they have blatantly broken.

War is the ultimate tool of politics.

I am but God's finger, John. If he would condemn Elizabeth, she will be condemned.

Giving interviews is the most difficult thing about being a gymnast.

Men and women fall in love abandoning reality in favour of the dream

I have an action figure, and so do my parents, so it's odd that we all have these dolls of ourselves. It's a little bit surreal but kind of fun. You can play with the whole family.

I always like to serve the people some good soul music, and Christmas was just the cherry on top.