You dance?”“I think that might be overly optimistic, ” he said. “I do something. I’ll try not to hurt you.

I mean, I don’t want to pass judgment—I just wish my husband didn’t shoot deer.”“Oh, Mel, don’t worry. I’ve been hunting with your husband—the deer are completely safe.

Never marry when under the guise you need to 'see if it'll work', but rather marry because in your mind you want to make it work.

I'm not a song and dance man, so you're not going to see me on Glee anytime soon. If you want that show to continue, keep me far away from it.

Cause I'm on set, make it work, break even on 9 to 5's. Cigarettes and lotto tickets, tryna keep that grind alive

Don't try to be someone. Be yourself. This is what mediation should teach you.

The thing that makes me most optimistic is China and India - both of them doing well.

You know, my dear, I insured my voice for fifty thousand dollars.

The trees come up to my window like the yearning voice of the dumb earth

There's nothing as safe as ignorance or as dangerous.

Man is conceived in sin and born in corruption and he passeth from the stink of the didie to the stench of the shroud. There is always something (All The King's Men)

Innovation is the only way to win.