You definitely feel a little exposed, because some of your friends call you like, "Man, I need that much."

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

I think it is very important for you to do two things: act on your temporary conviction as if it was a real conviction; and when you realize that you are wrong, correct course very quickly.

I have found that the best cure for self pity is to do something to help someone else.

The ancients understood the regulation of power better than the regulation of liberty.

I hear a lot of Top Model girls say they are dismissed by clients because they recognize them, but it never happened to me.

I was only interested in scoring goals. I wasn't interested in anything else.

There is joy guaranteed for the faithful.

Would Hamlet have felt the delicious fascination of suicide if he hadn't had an audience, and lines to speak?

Not the children of the rich or of the powerful only, but of all alike, boys and girls, both noble and ignoble, rich and poor, in all cities and towns, villages and hamlets, should be sent to school

Soon as the evening shades prevail, The moon takes up the wondrous tale, And nightly to the listening earth Repeats the story of her birth.

As long as hope does not embrace and transform the thought and action of men, it remains topsy-turvy and ineffective.