You definitely meet a lot of extremely powerful, successful, wealthy people in Hollywood who are extremely miserable.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

If God wills that I die, then I die. No power on earth can change that.

But nobody can run from their own demons.

I think the canary left some feathers in there after you ate it.

I understand cricket - what's going on, the scoring - but I can't understand why.

...he had long decided that abundant laughter should be the embellishment of the remainder of his days.

No man would set a word down on paper if he had the courage to live out what he believed in.

Three fires is the international distress signal.

To me, discipline in football occurs on the field, not off it.

Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop.

Nature forms us in a certain manner, both inwardly and outwardly, and it is in vain to attempt to alter it.