You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

May you the willpower and chase your God-given dreams.

When you know a thing, to hold that you know it, and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it - this is knowledge.

Of the five most important things in life, health is first, education or knowledge is second, and wealth is third. I forget the other two.

Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you.

The smartest people I know have that extra edge. The risk is always there that youll look terribly undignified and slobbering, and inside I cringe about that, but I should be more aggressive.

Maybe the biggest thing that I've learned musically is that anything is possible. Things can work when maybe they don't seem like they can.

Hovind said he was entering a not guilty plea 'under duress'.

Let us guide our students over the road of discipline from materials, through function, to creative work.

Sit quietly and listen for a voice that will say, "Be more silent." As that happens, your soul starts to revive.

An addict is someone who uses their body to tell society that something is wrong.