You do get some weirdos, but if there are any nice people out there who want to write to me pleasantly, then they'll get a pleasant reply back!

I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.

I want to do other things like more fashion campaigns.

I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.

I am happy to receive any items of jewelry.

The people who ask me for my autograph are the people who've put me here today, and you can't afford to forget that.

My main dream - and I'm trying to get 'Living TV' to do it - is to go into prison and interview serial killers, rapists, murderers, psychopaths.

I'm a little frail girl, but I like being tied up, blindfolded and gagged so you can't move.

If you want to stay in the business then you've got to be a bit shrewd, haven't you?

I do like my hair being pulled from time to time, it's like a pair of reins, innit?

I enjoy horse riding, spending time with my dog 'Smurf,' and basically having a really good laugh partying and having fun!

I feel safe when people threaten me, but I feel threaten, when people respect me, because I understand they want something, but I do not understand what they want.

I don't think that everyone should have a philosophical answer to any given question. There are things that need to be done.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

I grew up with a house full of dogs. My mother was a great nature lover and taught us to have almost a religious sense of respect for the natural world.

Cynicism is for lightweights.

People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday.

Science is the only thing that disproves science, and it does it all the time.

When I write something, it's usually 'cause I think it's funny or I have a way in, but when I direct something, I really need to be close to it.

I don't want to play with marbles, when God told me to move mountains!

Make this the year you tackle that credit card debt once and for all.