You do not have to feel good to do good.

Success is failure with the dirt brushed off.

Be a self-starter. Do it now! When you don't know how to do something, start. Beware of the paralysis of analysis. Be a person of action.

Success consists of a series of little daily efforts.

Of course, freedom is not free. Taxpayers pay for it.

When success is uniform, the celebration becomes universal. Of which use is it to you to rejoice at the time your friend cries?

Culture uses art to dream the deaths of beautiful women.

Quick, someone's coming! Look real!

I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25.

I actually enjoy wearing the corsets required in some period films.

You can't ask your pharmacist to stock larger quantities of potassium nitrate because you want to make a bigger rocket.

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother.

I can laugh on cue, and it sounds real. People laugh with me.

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb.