You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf

Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.

It's easy to be a saint when all you've known is the good.

Laws are make to be broken, but when you brake them, you either pay with money or with your freedom"Beta

What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know.

Experience is low; confidence is high.

I'm constantly being influenced by the soul that's directly in front of me.

I can’t tell by looking in your eyes whether you’re a priest or a crook.

Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple.

There is no pain like the first time you get your heart broken.

They that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength, shall be healed, delivered and set free. Be set free, in the name of Jesus Christ!

If you hug someone for seven seconds, it gives you a chemical drop in your brain.