You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Do what makes you happy, think later.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

Side by side we'll fight the tide, That sweeps in to take us down.Hand in hand we'll both withstand, Even as we drown.

The response closest to the truth was probably something like 'Nothing'

One person can make all the difference in the world. For the first time in recorded human history, we have the fate of the whole planet in our hands.

Ye have no need to fight, stand ye still and see the salvation of the Lord.

My uncle was a music producer and even he'd tell me to get a proper job. I tried to get him to give me five grand to make an album - it didn't happen.

You believe in God? Dude. Only God could have created physics.

It is a dear and lovely disposition, and a most valuable one, that can brush away indignities and discourtesies and seek and find the pleasanter features of an experience.

Honestly, I just have to do what's right for me, and what I would tell people is what I believe, which is that tolerance is very important.

I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free. inscription on Kazantakis's tomb in Heraklion, Greece

May Allah show mercy upon the man who shows me my faults.