You don't always need people to take care of you. Sometimes you need people so you can take care of them.

Some wounds never show, not even in the mirror, until we see them in the expressions on the faces of people we love.

Loneliness was an inseparable part of being human.

Often change yourself, when you see that people envy you : they will start to change themselves too, but at that time YOU will not envy them...

It is intolerance to speak of toleration. Away with the word from the dictionary!

My parents were always philosophizing about how to bring about change. To me, people who didn't try to make the world a better place were strange.

I'm not going to mortgage the Eagles' future for Marcus Mariota.

Ever since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.

WE DIE. You will never hear those words spoken in a television ad. Yet this central fact of human existence colors our world and how we perceive ourselves within it.

Your thoughts are the architects of your destiny.

There are a lot of times where people think I'm in things that I'm not in, because they think I'm Kumail Nanjiani.

A rhinoceros is as ugly as a human being, and it too is going to die, but at least it never thinks that it is beautiful.