You don’t break up with someone just because of an argument, Josh. At least, I don’t.

I just have an allergic reaction to lung cancer. Gives me tumors.

Anger was a waste of time and energy. Anger was useless."Anger" was the label given to the emotion that accomplished nothing.

You won't even know you've crossed the line until it's way back in your rearview mirror.

If I think she' hot and it turns out she's a psychopath, then what does that say about me? I'm totally not ready for that kind of therapy.

And my parents made me want i am. So what? We get stuff from our parents, but we also get stuff from the world around us. From people around us. And at the end of the day, we're us.

[She] was made up of skin and bones and hate and crazy, and hate and crazy don't weigh anything.

The best revenge is living well, my dad told me once.

I’m a complicated man, with complicated taste buds.

It's a good day when a goddess gets on the school-bus with you.

A river of images and thoughts and feelings, dirtied and polluted so that no one could drink from it without gagging.

Always focus on what is important—not what is urgent.

And this is how the ending starts.

Search me O God and know my heart: try me and know my thoughts: and see if there be any wicked way in me.

Identity issues are hardwired into the way I think about character - it's almost as if I can't get away from them even if I want to.

My mom says that when it rains you never feel like you should be anywhere but home.

Most of you are so young you dont know who I am, and thats good.

There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week.

If I had not been defeated in Acre against Jezzar Pasha of Turk. I would conquer all of the East.

A print book is really a kind of tree zombie.

Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.