You don't go to war with the President you want, you go to war with the President you have

We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.

Compound interest is proof of gods existence.

Life is a work in progress.

If you're not first, you're last.

Hell hath no fury like a Democrat scorned.

No collection without compensation.

If you dont have anything nice to say... dead silence creates a lot awkwardness.

Courage is action, not talk.

Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.

To do or not to do... that is the question.

Maybe I should stop while I'm aheadNay, I swim with sea-demons no sweet summer tuned radioover my sunless desertscapehow does it burn without the sun?

A powerful person is equally cool with their flaws and things that aren't powerful about them at all.

Indy makes the race driver. You become famous when you come here.

Don’t criticize them; they are just what we would be under similar circumstances.

I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.

Ten-year-old boys move differently than middle-aged women, who move differently than athletic guys, who move differently than government bureaucrats.

Hotter than me? --Jace

...our concern is more about going to heaven than loving the King.

...when people we love make choices, we don't always understand them. But we can go on loving them, just the same. It isn't a matter of comprehension. It's forgiveness.

The most important thing I learned in school was how to touch type.