You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Good leaders have vision and inspire others to help them turn vision into reality. Great leaders have vision, share vision, and inspire others to create their own.

All bodies are radiant but not all radiance is visible: stars radiate visible light

Every day is a new experience and I take it as it comes.

That's the whole point of... of prosecutorial discretion in the judicial system. It's finding a just outcome in an individual case.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, "Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking."

I only need one good friend to see me through. Most people aren't like that. Most people are always looking out for more people to know.

It's all in the day's work, as the huntsman said when the lion ate him.

I love Halloween! I love it so much that I used to work at a haunted house every year.

It is only when you're lying to yourself or hating some aspect of yourself that you'll get an emotional charge from someone else's behavior.

You can have anything you want, providing you first let go of wanting it.