You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

...the longer one stays in full flight from reality, the more painful will be the landing.

Children see magic because they look for it.

Money can't buy poverty.

I'll die propped up in bed trying to do a poem about America.

Are you threatening to kidnap me?" "If you want to look at it that way," Jace said, "yes.

I tattered their wings and tore off their legs, joint by joint, watched them crawl in circles, like little lost infants, untill they decide to die.

There was something special and unique about the love triangle that existed between Clark Kent, Superman and Lois Lane.

Christ did not suffer so you wouldn’t suffer. He suffered so when you suffer you will become like Him.

I can only go one way. I've not got a reverse gear.

More than anything else, I believe it's our decisions, not the conditions of our lives that determine our destiny.