You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

We live as if we know how everything will turn out. I certainly lived that way. But we don't know anything. Really, we don't.

I had no idea that things would change so rapidly, so drastically.

The 1910 Edison film of Frankenstein was itself a dead thing revived by technology.

I don't want to end up simply having visited this world.

My mom was a model. She had me at 20, so she was a young mother.

Without [the settlements] the IDF (Israeli Defense Force) [Israeli Defense Force] would be a foreign army ruling a foreign population.

I don't like shows, I don't like to put on a show, I just really want to work intimately with my actors.

Even if you're an agnostic or an atheist, you can create an altar, because an altar is simply paying homage to someone's life and celebrating what they did.

I have heeded the lessons of the wise in that when life kicks me in the head, I turn to it my hind section also.

Time shall unfold what plaited cunning hides: Who cover faults, at last shame them derides.