You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

This is the extraordinary thing about creativity: If just you keep your mind resting against the subject in a friendly but persistent way, sooner or later you will get a reward from your unconscious.

You have succeeded in life when all you really WANT is only what you really NEED.

The first duty of a man is to think for himself

If you boil it down, just because someone else does the wrong thing we are not exempt from doing what’s right.

Gravity is a myth. In reality the earth sucks.

Respect earned through fear instead of deeds, was not truly respect.

In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.

Since the Earth is finite, and we will have to stop expanding sometime, should we do it before or after nature's diversity is gone?

Without philosophy man cannot know what he makes; without religion he cannot know why.

Life isn't about wishing you were somewhere, or someone that you're not. Life is about enjoying where you are, loving who you are and consistently improving both.

It is man's consolation that the future is to be a sunrise instead of a sunset.