You don't have to be white to be white, you just have to be rich.

For white people, nothing makes them appreciate the gift of life more than voluntarily trying to end it.

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

Six nervous wives at the sink, each quiet as a queen on a chessboard.

Never believe the lines on your hands that predict your future. Because people who don't have also have future.

An artist must have imagination. An artist who does not use his imagination is a mechanic.

to leap is not only to leap, it is to hit the ground somewhere.

Happiness is a very proud word of our whole cultural heritage.

Ah wonder if anybody this side of the Atlantic has ever bought a baseball bat with playing baseball in mind.

I've become much more spiritual and use a lot of energy to try and keep the balance.

Maybe it doesn't seem like anyone ever watches or appreciates you. Maybe no one on earth understands you. But your King is always watching you. Do it all for Him.

We say that the truth will make us free. Yes, but that truth is a thousand truths which grow and change.