You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

It is a moral travesty to give a woefully thirsty man a drink of water in a measuring cup.

Never give up from problems because your problems make you stronger and experienced..

A man's past keeps growing, even when his future has come to a full stop.

Describe Elvis Presley? He was the greatest who ever was, is or ever will be.

Silence ensures that history repeats itself.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

I think people can generally trust me, but they can trust me exactly because they know they don't have to.

I find too often in the wrestling business, you just wrestle, get to the hotel, make your money. Sometimes I have to stop and remind myself to enjoy my life and not just rush through.

Being a man of taste and sophistication, the 80s were objectively, quantifiably, empirically, diagram-it-on-a-blackboard the worst decade in the history of recorded music.

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus and a chair that's not obtained from Craigslist that keeps poking into his back.