You don't have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

In this world in which we live simplicity and kindness are the only magic wands that work wonders

Alone, human beings can feel hunger. Alone, we can feel cold. Alone, we can feel pain. To feel poor, however, is something we do only in comparison to others.

Taking care of your health and well bring first, is the best way to insure you will be able to care for those you love.

It [the Quit India Resolution] was very far from being the Gita, but like Gita it suffered from flood of explanations, commentaries, and interpretations.

Immense power is acquired by assuring yourself in your secret reveries that you were born to control affairs.

I am a strong believer that as one moves toward the future, the strongest and clearest way to do it is if you have a good sense of your past. You cannot have a very tall tree without deep roots.

Buddhism strongly discourages blind faith and fanaticism.

Obviously my career's important to me and I'm really, really passionate about trying to keep it.

People in general have a preconceived idea of what prison is, from seeing documentaries or whatever.

I came to filmmaking because it's my passion. I decided I can't have it distorted or marred by someone else deciding what it should be.