You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Think little goals and expect little achievements. Think big goals and win big success.

Esk felt that bravery was called for, but on a night like this bravery lasted only as long as a candle stayed alight.

There can be no one better than yourself, so be the best version of you because no one is born to represent another.

My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

Lighting new cigarettes, pouring more drinks. It has been a beautiful fight. Still is.

Vulnerability is beautiful to me. There might be a need to fabricate your own beauty paradigms. I guess I never quite bought into any kind of 'standard'.

Violence is good for those who have nothing to lose.

I never looked at people or singing as commodities.

Various are the uses of friends, beyond all else in difficulty, but joy also looks for trust that is clear in the eyes.

Always when judging Who people are, Remember to footnote The words "So far.