You don't learn from smart people, you learn from idiots. Watch what they do, and then don't do it!

When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions.

Paul Newman is not a very good pool player.

No one on this Earth knows how old I am.

The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.

I'm known clean around the Earth.

Do your own thing on your own terms and get what you came here for

A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.

The radio is just a stereo like a house ain't a home.

I think Jo Kwon is my nemesis, because he looks like me.

How do you create jobs? Our companies have generated about 350,000 jobs and that's good.

My detention has been worth every second if only to prove my innocence to those who truly matter most my countrymen.

Exercise, not philosophically and with religious gravity undertaken, but the wild romping activities of a spirited girl who runs up and down as though her veins were full of wine.

The fifth force was the magic of Time, the greatest of all the magics.

my thoughts are like quick little fish that swim out of my grasp.

The Sound of Building Coffins is a soulful work from a writer of the weird. Maistros does more than make you feel for his characters and their twisted, damaged lives; he makes you *want* to feel.