You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

In Bonoboville, the females gently but firmly rule the roost, keeping the males gentle and firm

...consider yourself a functional character in someone else's novel - a background character - a person on the street - that's the perspective ...

If I were to work with my mom, I probably would not want her to play my mom. That would get too real.

Your suffering is never caused by the person you're blaming.

After 'The Matrix,' I cannot wear sunglasses. As soon as I put them on, people recognize me.

We do not start as dust. We do not end as dust. We make more than dust. That's all we ask of you. Make more than dust.

I was delighted that by campaigning throughout England, Scotland and Wales, addressing in all 39 public meetings, I had contributed to the victory of the Conservative Party at this general election.

We beg one hour of death, that neither she With widow's tears may live to bury me, Nor weeping I, with wither'd arms, may bear My breathless Baucis to the sepulchre.

If I had to choose a superhero to be, I would pick Superman. He's everything that I'm not.

If you don't have time, the truth is, you don't have priorities. Think harder; don't work harder.