You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Sometimes seeing everything just gets in the way.

It really does mean so much when your cast mates, who you respect so much, tell you that you made them laugh.

I think most of us sense that it is a responsibility of the humanities to try to help better the conduct of human beings in their lives and manifold professional activities.

Live and let live. I want to be happy and be loved...that's all.

Life is not about dwelling on the bad.

Basically, nice guys can finish last.

It was strange how the heart clung to hope even when there was no reasonable basis for it, Morgan found. And how life went on.

I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.

This attitude [the abstract method in mathematics] can be encapsulated in the following slogan: a mathematical object is what it does.

As long as one accepts "time" tacitly as such he is dreaming a dream, not living a life.