You don't need a guidebook to see New Orleans - just a good pair of shoes.

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two.

Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

Never underestimate people.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

When the facts change, you change your mind. I know that is a hard concept for people to get sometimes.

Choose to long for love, to live in love, and to be the love so that you can achieve higher consciousness.

Positive goals lead to positive actions for purposeful life.

The resurrection of Christ changed the midnight of bereavement into a sunrise of reunion

Sometimes writers of no talent at all can write great acting scenes. Sometimes the very best writers can't write scenes that come to life.

Those who are certain of the outcome can afford to wait, and wait without anxiety.

I enjoy my job as long as I can create a character, otherwise it's boring.

Nothing annoys a 'progressive' like refugees from Communism, who give the lie to the Great Socialist Dream.

I just kind of kick it at my crib all day because I'm not famous at my house.

We are all born; some remain so.