You don't need none of that, " she said. "You need headology.

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography.

This book was written using 100% recycled words.

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out.

Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.

This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.

It is true that words have power, and one of the things they are able to do is get out of someone’s mouth before the speaker has the chance to stop them.

I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.

Humans had built a world inside the world, which reflected it in pretty much the same way as a drop of water reflected the landscape. And yet ... and y

It is true that words have power, and one of the things they are able to do is get out of someone's mouth before the speaker has the chance to stop them.

I think we've moved to thinking of parenting and pregnancy as something in which you should lose yourself.

When it comes down to it, glam rock was all very amusing. At the time, it was funny, then a few years later it became sort of serious-looking and a bit foreboding.

Virtue and Happiness are Mother and Daughter.

I can't believe this is happening to me. The weirdest thing is it was just a dream, and now it's actually real. It's hard to believe sometimes.

The great end of all human industry is the attainment of happiness

I suppose if a man has something once, always something of it remains.

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from, as pickpockets are observed commonly to walk with their hands in their breeches' pockets.

Choose your friends carefully, for you will tend to be like them and be found where they choose to go.

America's only respectable form of bigotry is bigotry against religious people. And the only reason for hatred of religion is that it forces us to confront matters many would prefer to ignore.