You don't need spirituality to discover the troubles that come your way. But, it's good to know that troubles are not unique to you alone.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Songs are like fish. You just gotta have your line in the water. And it's a bad idea to fish downstream from Bob Dylan.

Everyone has troubles. Finding yourself in the same boat with everyone else is the first sign of spirituality.

You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.

If you want to end war and stuff, you gotta sing loud.

I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle

We would turn everything into songs in those days...A lot of people think "Alice's Restaurant" was an anti-war song. It's not.

I don't want a pickle, I just want ride on my motorcikle. I don't want to die, I just want a ride on my motorcy........cle.

Only the words of love kept alive are worthy of not being wasted.

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.

Although it's great to appear to a feast, home is always sweet, though it may be lonely and cold like death

If you witness evil men committing evil deeds and do nothing, what does that make you?

It was the kind of place where hard drinkers came to wrestle their demons while fallen angels drank alone in dark smoky corners.

Are you afraid? Remember the "fear nots" of the Bible.

When you try, God is there and you get the grace you need to get you through.

God's goal is not to get what you want; it is to get you what you need.

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.

Take advantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think what else it might be.

We ring the bells and we raise the strain We hang up garlands everywhere And bid the tapers twinkle fair, And feast and frolic - and then we go Back to the same old lives again.

When I was 5 years old, my best friends were Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen because we lived across the street from each other.