You don't need to worry about Donald Trump and nuclear weapons. You need to worry about Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. They have authorized nuclear weapons for Iran.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Everyone holds his or her own key to success and happiness. It's just that sometimes you have to test out a lot of wrong keys first to find the one that fits.

you are a volume in the divine booka mirror to the power that created the universewhatever you want, ask it of yourselfwhatever you're looking for can only be foundinside of you

I do not 'get' ideas ideas get me.

All I wanted was for my mom to say, 'I love you, and I'm here for you.' I never got that.

But we were all feeling that bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it having been an evening of some small energy expenditure.

No matter where you put me, I don't care if it is North Carolina, Florida, California, New York City; I'm going to be who I am.

The devil smiles when we make plans. He laughs when we get too busy. But he trembles when we pray-especially when we pray together.

When it comes time to die, make sure that all you have to do is die.

Be who you were born to be - it's what living things do.

As we say in the hood, I'm a stoop kid.