You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

In truth, there are only two realities: the one for people who are in love or love each other, and the one for people who are standing outside all that.

Reject the fearmongering. Adopt best practices. Slow down.

And so we carried on in our little piece of forever.

Lead the life that will make you kindly and friendly to everyone about you and you will be surprised what a happy life you will live.

God that dumping ground of our dreams.

A simple but radical spiritual practice is to accept whatever arises in the Now, within and without.

To know the great men dead is compensation for having to live with the mediocre.

My motto - sans limites.

To be useful to others and to be useful to myself is definitely a better place to be.

The real joy of life is in its play. Play is anything we do for the joy and love of doing it, apart from any profit, compulsion, or sense of duty. It is the real joy of living.