You don't seem to realise, that in married life three is company and two is none.

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.

I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays.

I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.

In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.

Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon. Only people who can’t get into it do that.

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else?And shall I couple Hell?

Have you ever felt really close to someone? So close that you can't understand why you and the other person have two separate bodies, two separate skins?

When the struggle gets realYou just have to get realer

It’s adult swim time and I’m diving in here at the shallow end.

Your true freedom is making your own decisions.

Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?

Without love we are not truly living.

What a day it is when we must envy the men in their graves.

Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.

Gotta get myself a million, gonna turn that into a billion.