You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Always count your blessings, even if you have to count them through your tears

There is no substitute for Hard Work.

In the world we live, either everyone is stupid or no one is.

99.99 percent of all species that have ever lived are no longer with us.

Don't you always feel bad when they take away one of the spoons? It's like you ordered wrong.

I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.

I try to create work that doesn't make viewers feel they're being spoken down to, so they feel open participation.

I just want to make music and make a living. I just have to find the means of doing that.

Life is a great adventure…accept it in such a spirit.

The art of achievement is the art of making life - your life - a masterpiece.